Sonnenwende

Dies sind die Nächte, in denen ich Hamburg vermisse: die Erfahrung, nach dem Kneipenbesuch ins Freie zu treten und noch gegen 23 Uhr im Nordwesten einen Hauch von Dämmerung zu sehen. Das muss man einem Südländer erstmal erklären: dass in nördlichen Breiten im Sommer die Nächte vom Norden her leuchten. Ich erinnere mich, dass ich einmal viele Skizzen und den exemplarischen Einsatz einer Orange gebraucht habe, um das Phänomen verständlich zu machen.

Es liegen nur knapp vierhundert Kilometer Luftlinie zwischen Hamburg und Frankfurt, aber hier hat man dieses Problem schon nicht mehr. Hier ist selbst zur Sonnenwende um 10 Schluss mit der Dämmerung, und niemand kommt auf die Idee, über Himmelsrichtungen nachzudenken. Langweilig. Dann fährt man doch lieber richtig in den Süden, wo auch im Sommer die Nächte früh und plötzlich einfallen, und in der nachwirkenden Hitze des vergangenen Tages die Fledermäuse um die Straßenlaternen huschen.

Grußbotschaft

Our chinese brothers and sisters (especially the sisters) are watching the ashflow-induced European situation with sympathy and growing concern. They send their sincere greetings and express the hope that by the end of next week we will still have enough milk, and green vegetables, and pork and beef, and honey and bread.

Isn’t it good to know that there are still some friends out there who care?

re:publica Highlights

  • The intoxicating visualizations in Peter Kruse‘s presentation. Semantic and conceptual networks that moved and interwove like flashy galaxies of thought and culture, accompanied by Kruse’s hallucinatory up-tempo Beat Science prose;
  • My post-talk interview with dcpt.tv that I proudly mastered – much better than the presentation itself – without too many Ähs and Errs (please acknowledge a faint trace of irony in my opening praise for the current state of political journalism in Germany);
  • The outrageously funny penis episode at the end of the first afternoon, when Melissa Gira Grant finished her talk on Internet and Sex by inviting the audience to a chat roulette experiment, to be displayed at the Friedrichstadtpalast main auditorium’s big screens. Within seconds she connected to a first masturbating male primate and after only a few short interludes to a second one, dully working his semi-erect member in close-up. He panicly retreated when she turned her notebook computer with its camera around and he suddenly noticed that he had done his thing in front of not just a seemingly patient and attractive blonde but also a cheering audience of more than 500;
  • The surprisingly moving, elegant talk by German cyberpundit Sascha Lobo, “How To Survive A Shitstorm”, dealing with the hateful and violent response that he frequently encounters on the Internet and even in real life, mostly due to his extrovert appearance and demeanor;
  • Some significant moment during late hours after sessions of Day Two, when a breathless Kathrin Passig stopped her bike at a Torstraße junction to give us directions to the next venue full of re:publicans, interrupted by a caller on her mobile whom she immediately greeted with his Twitter handle, “Hello mspro!”
  • The peculiar pastimes of my former journalist colleague Stefan Krempl, whom I hadn’t seen for many years. Stefan used to work for SPIEGEL’s Netzwelt department, among others, during the 90s, and subsequently taught cyberculture at the Viadrina University in Frankfurt/Oder. Now part of his occupation (besides still working regularly as heise’s Berlin cyber-chronicler) are night shifts as a very successful party and celebrity blogger and photographer;
  • The endearing ceremony at the end of Day Three, when some remaining 200 people cheerfully chanted Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody in a collective Karaoke extravaganza while waiting for a Skype video conference between re:publica’s Johnny Häusler and Twitter’s Biz Stone (which never came about).

Thanks to all the organizers and fellow participants for making the event everything you would expect from a proper re:publica, and so much more!

(There are a few pics on Whatever.)

PS: Did I mention the growing frustration on Jeff Jarvis’ face when he tried to make sense of the unexpected subtleties in german humour during the twitter reading?

PPS: Originally I had written that Stefan’s ‘career path’ had brought him to the ‘main occupation’ of being a celebrity blogger. He has kindly pointed me to the fact that this is not quite true. I’m sorry for the distortion of reality and have corrected my mistake.